{"id":166,"date":"2010-04-22T18:57:01","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T18:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocnamuresonline.ro\/dev\/2010\/04\/22\/da-eu-pe-unde-mai-trec\/"},"modified":"2010-04-22T18:57:01","modified_gmt":"2010-04-22T18:57:01","slug":"da-eu-pe-unde-mai-trec","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocnamuresonline.ro\/en\/166-da-eu-pe-unde-mai-trec","title":{"rendered":"Da&#8217; eu pe unde mai trec?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spune lumea c\u0103 tr\u0103im \u00eentr-un ora\u015f monoton, \u00een care nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 nimic. Adev\u0103rat, cum zici, dar o faz\u0103 ca asta, numai cu \u201cmonoton\u201d n-o po\u0163i caracteriza.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 vedem! Cine \u015ftie, ridic\u0103 dou\u0103 degete sus! Unde se afl\u0103 trecerea de pietoni pe Str. Nicolae Iorga? O s\u0103-mi zice\u0163i c\u0103 strada are 2 sau 3 treceri \u015fi m\u0103 ve\u0163i \u00eentreba la care   <!--more-->  din ele m\u0103 refer. Ok&#8230; M\u0103 refer la cea mai apropiat\u0103 trecere de sensul giratoriu. \u015ei acum, ori v\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163i\u0163i pe dou\u0103 treceri, ori o s\u0103-mi spune\u0163i cu to\u0163ii, c\u0103 \u201cCea mai apropiat\u0103 trecere de sensul giratoriu este chiar l\u00e2ng\u0103 cele dou\u0103 alimentare&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Bine, bine, acolo \u015ftiu \u015fi eu c\u0103 este, dar ce ne facem? Cine ne spune c\u0103 acolo e trecere de pietoni?B\u0103tr\u00e2nii ora\u015fului? Te u\u0163i pe \u015fosea (apropo, dac\u0103 m\u0103 aude cineva de mai sus&#8230; mai repara\u0163i gropile oameni buni!) \u015fi nu vezi nimic, nici urm\u0103 de dungi albe.I-adev\u0103rat, dungile negre exist\u0103, doar c\u0103 e o mic\u0103 problem\u0103: sunt una l\u00e2ng\u0103 alta \u015fi nu v\u0103d niciuna alb\u0103. A\u015fadar \u015fi prin urmare, noi nu avem trecere de pietoni acolo, cel pu\u0163in \u00een teren (\u00een acte o fi, dar nu ne intereseaz\u0103 prea tare). <\/p>\n<p>\u00cen c\u0103utare de zebre d\u0103m, din gre\u015feal\u0103, peste o r\u0103m\u0103\u015fi\u0163\u0103 a uneia. E chiar pe col\u0163, la o arunc\u0103tur\u0103 de b\u0103\u0163 de sensul giratoriu. Se v\u0103d c\u00e2teva urme ale zebrei, semn c\u0103 cineva a \u00eencercat s\u0103 o m\u0103n\u00e2nce, dar nu a m\u00e2ncat tot. Nesim\u0163itul! Binen\u0163eles, asasinul e sensul giratoriu. Acolo, dup\u0103 cum se vede \u015fi \u00een imagine, se observ\u0103 c\u00e2teva dungi albe, \u015fterse \u015fi sec\u0163ionate. Da, p\u00e2n\u0103 nu demult acolo era o trecere, care \u00een acte, se zice c\u0103 nu mai e. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei acum s\u0103 experiment\u0103m un foarte posibil caz. O b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103 vrea s\u0103 treac\u0103 de pe o parte pe cealalt\u0103 parte a str\u0103zii, respect\u00e2nd legea. \u00centrebarea e: Pe unde va trece b\u0103tr\u00e2nica? Eu zic c\u0103 e chiar simplu&#8230; unde vede dungi albe, acolo trece. E cel mai probabil caz. Dar ce s-ar \u00eent\u00e2mpla dac\u0103, din nefericire, b\u0103tr\u00e2nica ar fi lovit\u0103 de o ma\u015fin\u0103? Cine e vinovatul? Baba sau \u015foferul?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Autor:<strong> <\/strong><em><strong>Serafim<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"3\" cellpadding=\"3\" width=\"100%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/stories\/trecere1.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"250\" height=\"187\" style=\"float: right;\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/stories\/trecere2.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"250\" height=\"188\" style=\"float: left;\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style='clear:both'><\/div><div  class='the_champ_counter_container the_champ_horizontal_counter'><div class='the_champ_counter_title' style=\"font-weight:bold\"><\/div><ul class=\"the_champ_sharing_ul\"><li style=\"padding:7.35px 0 !important\" class=\"the_champ_facebook_share\"><div class=\"fb-share-button\" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.ocnamuresonline.ro\/en\/166-da-eu-pe-unde-mai-trec\" data-layout=\"button_count\"><\/div><\/li><li style=\"padding:7.35px 0 !important\" class=\"the_champ_facebook_like\"><div class=\"fb-like\" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.ocnamuresonline.ro\/en\/166-da-eu-pe-unde-mai-trec\" data-layout=\"button_count\" data-action=\"like\" data-show-faces=\"false\" data-share=\"false\"><\/div><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/div><div style='clear:both'><\/div><p>Spune lumea c\u0103 tr\u0103im \u00eentr-un ora\u015f monoton, \u00een care nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 nimic. Adev\u0103rat, cum zici, dar o faz\u0103 ca asta, numai cu \u201cmonoton\u201d n-o po\u0163i caracteriza. S\u0103 vedem! Cine \u015ftie, ridic\u0103 dou\u0103 degete sus! Unde se afl\u0103 trecerea de pietoni pe Str. Nicolae Iorga? O s\u0103-mi zice\u0163i c\u0103 strada are 2 sau 3 treceri [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-coltu-lu-bebitzu"],"views":1951,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocnamuresonline.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocnamuresonline.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocnamuresonline.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocnamuresonline.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocnamuresonline.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocnamuresonline.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocnamuresonline.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocnamuresonline.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocnamuresonline.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}